Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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