And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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