on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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