Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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