People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
only if we run a train.
done.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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