ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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