whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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