we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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