he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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