I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
This toilet bowl is my home.
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