i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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