You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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