just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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