M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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