It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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