its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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