Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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