erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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