that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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