No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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