tell your sister to shave her snatch
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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