I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Randomize
