This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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