ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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