North Korea, Best Korea!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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