god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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