I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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