Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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