i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
drinking out of a sandbucket again
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
The power of my boobs compel you
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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