i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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