we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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