I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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