Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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