She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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