who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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