Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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