hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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