Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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