Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Randomize
