we're blogging at a bar
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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