i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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