i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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