i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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