I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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