I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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