Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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