I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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