Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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