I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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