You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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