so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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