Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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