What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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