I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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