I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
