I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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