Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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